"MARDI GRAS MONSTER" BY SHANON
There's a powerful lesson to be learned here:
"If you're a big blue monster, don't eat bowling pins."
They make you so silly-looking that you're invited to Mardi Gras
and a guest role in Pixar™'s "Monsters, Inc".
Actually, that sounds kinda fun.
Signed, Ms. McCaskill and the A.S.P.B.P.I.M.*
*(American Society for the Prevention of Bowling Pins In Monsters)